搞笑英语脑筋急转弯

　　脑筋急转弯是一种体现思维跳动的言语幽默。而英文脑筋急转弯更是能体现英语的魅力。以下是小编为大家准备的搞笑英语脑筋急转弯，希望大家喜欢!

搞笑英语脑筋急转弯(一)

　　1. What wears a cap but has no head? 答案：A bottle.

　　2. What rises in the morning and waves all day? 答案：A flag.

　　3. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)? 答案：A night watchman with a college education.

　　4. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? 答案：Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.

　　5. What is wind? 答案：Air in a hurry.

　　6. What comes after the letter "A"? 答案：All the other letters.

　　7. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? 答案：Teapot.

　　8. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?答案：Short.

　　9. What person does every man take his hat off to? 答案：A barber.

　　10. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?Because he wants to go to high school.

　　11. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?Water.

　　12. What's the difference between a hill and a pill?A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

　　13. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?Because he's dead.

　　14. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

　　15. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?Nothing. Because I'm a woman.

　　16. What always travels on foot?A shoe.

　　17. Where can happiness always be found?In the dictionary.

　　18. What is higher without a head than with a head?A pillow.(枕头)

　　19. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?答案：He can't read.

　　20. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?The outside.

　　21. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? 答案：Cool!

　　22. What is never used until it's broken? 答案：An egg.

　　23. What's a skeleton?(骨架) 答案：It's a lot of bones without the person on them!

　　24. What is dark but made by light? 答案：A shadow.

　　25. What can you break with only one word? 答案：Silence.

搞笑英语脑筋急转弯(二)

　　1. what is full when it's used and empty when it's at rest?什么东西在使用它的时候是满的，在他休息的时候是空的。答案：a shoe鞋

　　2. when can you get water with a net? 什么时候你可以用用网拿到水呢?答案：when water is turned into ice当水变成冰的时候

　　3. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破?)答案：Silence. (沉默)

　　4. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗?)答案：No, they won’t. They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。)

　　5. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降?)答案：Your age. (你的年龄)

　　6. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下?)答案：He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)

　　7. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住?)答案：Because someone will give her away. (因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)

　　8. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物?)答案：It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)

　　9. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么?)答案：The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)

　　10. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么?)答案：A whole world. (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)

　　11. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作?)答案：They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)

　　12. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物?)答案：Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)

　　13. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already-forty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship sinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容纳人，现在已有人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么?)答案：Because is a pig bot. (那是潜水艇。Pig-bot，潜水艇)

　　14. What's the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么?)答案：The river bank。(河岸。)

　　15. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月?)答案：March。(行军。)

搞笑英语脑筋急转弯(三)

　　1. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? 答案：The light.

　　2. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why? 答案：Because the truck driver was walking.

　　3. Where can milk be best stored? 答案：In a cow.

　　4. Which can move faster, heat or cold? 答案：Heat, because you can catch cold easily.

　　5. What's the hardest thing about learning skating? 答案：The ice.

　　6. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? 答案：A map.

　　7. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? 答案：The temperature.

　　8. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? 答案：It never eats.

　　9. Why is writing called handwriting? 答案：If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.

　　10. If there were only three girls in the world, what do you think they would do? 答案：Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.

　　11. How many great men have been born in London? 答案：None. Only babies.

　　12. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? 答案：When you have a hole in your pocket.

　　13. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it? 答案：Darkness.

　　14. The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I? 答案：A hole.

　　15. Who may marry many a wife and stay single all of his life? 答案：A priest.(牧师)